invention of I Love You - Hindi Funny Jokes

Teacher: Who can tell me, "i love you" where these words were invented ??

Champak : It seems to be in China ...

Teacher : what ?? :/

Champak : kyuki iski na to koi warranty hai or na to koi guarantee,

chale to chand tak,

na chale to shaam tak...

Height of "Aata Mhaji Satakli" - Funny Jokes

Height of a 'Aata mhaji satakli' moment:
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When u create a file named 'gwresfjtgatwpjd'
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and stil you get a message:
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'File name already exists' ...:)

Son vs Dad - Funny Hindi Jokes

Champak: "डैडी, ज्यादा काबिल कौन है मैं या आप?"
Chhagan : " मै, क्योकि मैं एक तो तुम्हारा बाप हुँ, दुसरे उम्र मे भी तुम से बडा हुँ और मेरा तजुर्बा भी तुम से ज्यादा है."
Champak : "फ़िर तो आप जानते होगें कि अमेरिका की खोज किस ने की थी? "
Chhagan : "कोलम्बस ने की थी"
Champak : "कोलम्बस के बाप ने क्यों नही की, उसका तजुर्बा तो कोलम्बस से कही ज्यादा होगी?"

Secret of great wall of China - Hindi Joke

नरेश : तुम्हें पता है चीन की दीवार दुनिया के सात अजूबों में क्यों शामिल है?

सुरेश : क्यों?

नरेश : क्योंकि यह पहली और आखिरी चाइनीज चीज है जो इतने दिनों तक टिकी हुई है।

Sheikh in Plane - Hindi Jokes

Dubai Shaikh in plane to Air Hostess- Walla! Hamare liye taaveez wala Chai laao.

Air Hostess-Abbe dhakkan, Wo taveez nahi tea-bag hai. :D :P

Funny Shayari

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye
Toh PAAON mein nahi Aati...
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Wah-Wah
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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye
Toh PAAON mein nahi Aati...
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Aur GIRL FRIEND moti ho jaye

Toh BAHOON mein nahi Aati !.... :P :P :P

What Men wants in wife - Jokes

Men want 3 qualities in their wives:

Economist in kitchen,
Artist in home &
Devil in bed.
But they get
Artist in kitchen,
Devil in home &
Economist in bed

Chhagan opened tea stall in china - Indian Jokes

Chhagan Opened A TEA STALL In China.

After struggling with many Names, He tried a Gujju Name & got success.

He named it :
"FUKI FUKI NE PI"

|| jo cha le cha ||

God has to learn from Gujarati - Indian Jokes

A GUJARATI having no children,
no money, no home and a blind mother prays sincerely to God for improving his life style.

God is very pleased with his prayer, and grants him one wish........... just one !!!!

The Gujarati says OK God, thanks,
My one and only wish is-

'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamond around on my CHILD's neck,
in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool
of our new bungalow in Beverly Hills.'

GOD : Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these Gujaratis.

Chhagan in court - Indian Jokes

Judge: tell me Mr. Chhagan , what's your problem

Chhagan: Your owner, I married in your court

Judge: Ok, so what?

Chhagan: just wanted to know, what was my fault and my punishment will last for how long? :p

Chhagan at shoe shop - Indian Jokes

Chhagan went with Champa at shoe shop,

shop keeper: Madam, what kind of shoes shall I show you?

Champa: show me with high hill

Chhagan: No please, with hill shoes it looks you standing on hills

Shop Keeper: Sir, what's wrong, madam has to wear, what problem you have?

Chhagan: madam has to wear but I have to eat :(

Lesson from 3 Idiot - Indian Jokes

Once Teacher asked, what did you learn from 3 Idiots?

Raju: teacher even if we do engineering, we still can have a gf from medical college...

Teacher: shutup, nonsense, Manu now you please reply

Manu: teacher we should not wear underwear with whole on first day of hostel life ...

teacher: stupid, Champak better you try

Champak: Teacher, during french kiss, nose won't come in between